wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
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Please take me life God. Kill me in my sleep and let my soul go where it belongs. I don’t have purpose here and humanity is not something I want to be apart of.

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via thatonekidbre)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via cirocobamma)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
nonjutsu:

this needs to be in the history books
chrisburkard:

Went to Church today. (at Faroes)